fuck what recipes say, measure garlic with your heart
@007 then revel in your garlic farts
@BearishMushroom and maybe gas myself and others
@007 measure... Garlic? For what?
@SallyStrange i dunno, probably for cowards who might cower and say "that's too much"
@007 the only answer to "how much garlic" is "fucking lots of it"
@007 If a recipe calls for only one clove of garlic, the recipe is simply wrong, unless it is a recipe for "how to cook one clove of garlic", in which case it is still wrong.
@gcupc in which case sneak another in there
@007 If you ain't at least doubling it, you're doing it wrong.
@418 me, melting metal with my breath: this is fine
@007 When they say 'use a clove' they mean use a bulb, unless it's a British recipe in which case they mean use two bulbs.
@007 yes! if you don’t vaporise a vampire at 20 paces, what’s the use?
@gekitsu if you're not decimating the undead after mealtime you're doing it wrong
@007 *smacks roof of heart* I can fit so much garlic in this bad boy.
@daedalus good tasting heart attacks
@007 this but paprika
@Pyretta big mood
@007 salt, fat, garlic, heat
@007 so, do I open my chest and see how many garlic fits in the inside of my heart?
Or Do I just pile them on top until the heart cannot beat anymore?
@kyzh either is valid
@007 6 or more cloves forever
@007 you mean, add some more garlic, for good measure?
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