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boutique (idiot aspect) @007

when it comes down to it, we're all just trying to be the next dril

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@Sir_Boops @007 thank you for enjoying this content dont forget to subscribe and share this with your closest friends

@BearishMushroom this is dril 4,562,298 please submit for your butt swap

@007 im sorry dril 4,562,298, my dear dear brother, but please explain why we are swapping butts

@007 what is a butt swab please help

i am very ignorant

@007 oh ok thats cool i thought you were asking me out

@007 anyway here's a picture of my penis, as is the custom

@007 okay so
1) i cant believe you leaked my nudes 10 seconds into our relasionship
2) what on earth does turgid mean

@BearishMushroom 1) well you WILL post them in a public forum i mean gosh
2) swollen

@007
1) its ok i was joking that pic is for everyone to see i even boosted it myself
2) huh i had no idea thanks for teaching me