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wearing a shock collar that zaps me whenever i think of a good post

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i tried okay

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tiny cactus whomst has flowered

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harbourfest 

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harbourfest 

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morning! i slept well!

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Katamari Kaczynski  

My husband is making me "leave the party" because he "saw me dancing" and was "embarrassed"

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night

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Oops! All Bad Posts!

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regretting everything i post but powering through it

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how to grow a shirt

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100% IQ Geniuss  

People love to stand in doorways and look off into the middle distance for a good 10 seconds

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pockets? i think you mean Pudding Holders

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nailing cropped boomer memes to the door of the church

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~Prince$s  

Bone apple teeth bitch.

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~Prince$s  

So this girl I work with has a label maker and keeps putting these stickers on my car as a “prank” and went on and on about how no one ever pranks her and that she’s the best at pranking...... I just emptied 32 boxes of pasta in her car.

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hhNGHgngnh i'm a thirsty little flower

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★ Lychee ★  

@007 Let me see that sausage roll baby!

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posing sexily in front of greggs

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meds 

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hm, might submit myself to the ordeal of being Known

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Hip bean don't wear blue jean  

@a_breakin_glass Mastodon instance for the ladies:

Lasstodon

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IKEA cinematic universe  

chefs 🤝 people with dicks
beating their meat

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