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imagine if you just ejaculated one enormous sperm

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"average person cums twice a week" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person doesn't cum at all. Spunky Georg, who lives in cave & blasts ropes over 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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"get some perspective!" i yell, tiny, or very far away

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wearing a shock collar that zaps me whenever i think of a good post

blasting vanessa carlton as i run pedestrians over making my way downtown

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that junk rat post made me think about all the biker mice from mars porn i've seen

beating the proverbial dead horse 

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is 'soups' a word?

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Hey, everyone!
Be sure to tell Karen about your Soupsona!

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Myasstodon is such a great instance and since opening up to a more general POC instance this week they've been getting a lot of new members, and new members means new costs. This is a great time to give them some support if you can! if not, boost!

ko-fi.com/myasstodon
patreon.com/Myasstodon

cc @ldopa

double-fisting my tiny soup glasses, going absolutely fucking wild with the pea and ham

junk rat, the rat with the "you know" 😏

alc 

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@007 dicks should not have knuckles but the base should be an ankle
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