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@007 immersion blender, especially if you get one that also has a wee baby food processor attachment

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this includes semi-useless one-function gadgets, incredibly simple things like garlic peelers, etc

what's everyone's favourite kitchen Thing? looking to get more things for the kitchen.

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Me, with the mental acuity of a baby bird in a wildlife sanctuary being fed by a puppet, when I see the word "Healyn" in your display name: this is Healyn

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radiohead asking the important question today, "hey what if a band could be deathly tedious their entire career"

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jazz musicians in the 70s were busy asking important questions about music like, "what if a whole album were boring the whole way through?"

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human, parading their horrifically obese pet: haha what a lil chonky boi!!!!!!!!!!!
pet: i am dying, my kidneys no longer function and i suffer my every waking hour

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Hey everyone I've got no money. The crooks at dominos pizza have taken it all from me. I need 60,000 dollars to buy a Subaru. If you don't give me what I ask for I will open fire on my computer

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@007 yeah, no matter how you feel about the movies or the source material, I think no cinematic work since that trilogy has achieved the sheer richness of production and commitment for such a sustained runtime. We’ve gotten movies with similar or better quality, and we’ve gotten franchises with many more installments, but nothing else has hit that sweet spot. And I even say that after finding more and more questionable adaptation choices with each rewatch. The bar is high

every time I watch LOTR I wonder if anything will ever surpass it in scope and grandeur

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I took a nap and had a dream that I went on the Fediverse and every post there was just "girls." and that's when I woke up.
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At this point I pretty much believe that healyn is a professional wedding attendee

would let y'all who my crushes are but unfortunately none of you are werewolves, so there's that

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