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"get some perspective!" i yell, tiny, or very far away

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wearing a shock collar that zaps me whenever i think of a good post

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Based on media I consumed in the 90s, I really thought quicksand would be a more frequent problem in my life

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Who called them "Log-Cabin-type respectability-politics gays with money who are really into punching down and who naively think that the straights won't eventually turn on them, too"

And not

"fasc4fasc"

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@Dee Option<_> and Result<_> ...
... the Two Genders™

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"Does agender mean your gender is `null`, or is it `undefined`", the greatest thread in the history of masto, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

walking into every room preceded by huge bazongas, i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! i walk into another room preceded by even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

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So yeah, I guess I'll outline it more clearly here.

- I'm going to be creating an instance at the domain toomanycooks.social

- It will be an instance centered around cooking/food related posting.

- At least at the start, and this may change, I'm not going to be requiring CW'ing food posts/images. I feel that this would detract from the usability of the instance too much, since every single post would be hidden behind a clickthrough, effectively.

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can you get, like, rock smashers?? he could even buy gravel, i guess.

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my neighbour is laying the foundations for a patio by smashing up thousands of rocks with a rather small hammer. he should be done in about a year.

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overthinking the bit 

violence, jk 

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@bryn a house near me has a union jack flag, ireland flag, american flag and NHS flag up. I'm confused

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