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wearing a shock collar that zaps me whenever i think of a good post
i tried okay
tiny cactus whomst has flowered
harbourfest Show more
won't matter soon
lots of extremely cute guys and i spoke to approximately none of them
being butt-ugly has its downsides
morning! i slept well!
My husband is making me "leave the party" because he "saw me dancing" and was "embarrassed"
Oops! All Bad Posts!
regretting everything i post but powering through it
how to grow a shirt
People love to stand in doorways and look off into the middle distance for a good 10 seconds
pockets? i think you mean Pudding Holders
nailing cropped boomer memes to the door of the church
Bone apple teeth bitch.
So this girl I work with has a label maker and keeps putting these stickers on my car as a “prank” and went on and on about how no one ever pranks her and that she’s the best at pranking...... I just emptied 32 boxes of pasta in her car.
hhNGHgngnh i'm a thirsty little flower
@007 Let me see that sausage roll baby!
posing sexily in front of greggs
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i took my brain pill give me my damn serotonin
hm, might submit myself to the ordeal of being Known
@a_breakin_glass Mastodon instance for the ladies:
chefs 🤝 people with dicks beating their meat
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