alien @007@mastodon.xyz

@007 immersion blender, especially if you get one that also has a wee baby food processor attachment

@007 saute pan

@Absolutely_Blakely
Me, with the mental acuity of a baby bird in a wildlife sanctuary being fed by a puppet, when I see the word "Healyn" in your display name: this is Healyn

jazz musicians in the 70s were busy asking important questions about music like, "what if a whole album were boring the whole way through?"

@007 @Louisa @Absolutely_Blakely @larrydavis let the poor man rest in peace

Hey everyone I've got no money. The crooks at dominos pizza have taken it all from me. I need 60,000 dollars to buy a Subaru. If you don't give me what I ask for I will open fire on my computer

@007 yeah, no matter how you feel about the movies or the source material, I think no cinematic work since that trilogy has achieved the sheer richness of production and commitment for such a sustained runtime. We’ve gotten movies with similar or better quality, and we’ve gotten franchises with many more installments, but nothing else has hit that sweet spot. And I even say that after finding more and more questionable adaptation choices with each rewatch. The bar is high

@007 @Dee girls

consider: my arse

At this point I pretty much believe that healyn is a professional wedding attendee

I'm going to delete the internet. You're all welcome.