dog @007@mastodon.xyz

https://paypal.me/cjwyoming?locale.x=en_US

i need like 40 dollars to pay my phone bill pwease...

SAMANTHA BEE: so I’ve heard you’re a woke male feminist. Care to tell the audience what that means?
HERMAN, WITH A MONOCOLE ON: Certainly! Maybe I’ll tell you over a drink, later...

@007 this is libertarianism

busy being cool and nice

There are approximately 16 billion wolves living inside humanity's collective soul.

*walks by carrying a crate full of empty silly string canisters* gotta milk the clowns.

somehow these people are convinced that asking university leadership nicely for what they want for the 12th time will somehow magically give them the equitable pay and benefits they deserve

they're so opposed, so fundamentally afraid or deluded, about the idea of a strike that they literally cannot physically remain near someone using those words

@Pixley some kind of, ultrabripe

when some skincare product says "seals in moisture" im like well duh thats their natural habitat