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wearing a shock collar that zaps me whenever i think of a good post

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harbourfest 

harbourfest 

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My husband is making me "leave the party" because he "saw me dancing" and was "embarrassed"

regretting everything i post but powering through it

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People love to stand in doorways and look off into the middle distance for a good 10 seconds

pockets? i think you mean Pudding Holders

nailing cropped boomer memes to the door of the church

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So this girl I work with has a label maker and keeps putting these stickers on my car as a β€œprank” and went on and on about how no one ever pranks her and that she’s the best at pranking...... I just emptied 32 boxes of pasta in her car.

hhNGHgngnh i'm a thirsty little flower

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meds 

hm, might submit myself to the ordeal of being Known

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chefs 🀝 people with dicks
beating their meat

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