warezwolf @007@mastodon.xyz
- pronouns
- they/it
a internet dog
Failed Gay Club 2020
Joined Oct 2017
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"get some perspective!" i yell, tiny, or very far away
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wearing a shock collar that zaps me whenever i think of a good post
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Based on media I consumed in the 90s, I really thought quicksand would be a more frequent problem in my life
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Who called them "Log-Cabin-type respectability-politics gays with money who are really into punching down and who naively think that the straights won't eventually turn on them, too"
And not
"fasc4fasc"
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you ever have an 'oh god... what have I done' moment
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"Does agender mean your gender is `null`, or is it `undefined`", the greatest thread in the history of masto, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
walking into every room preceded by huge bazongas, i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! i walk into another room preceded by even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.
can you get, like, rock smashers?? he could even buy gravel, i guess.
my neighbour is laying the foundations for a patio by smashing up thousands of rocks with a rather small hammer. he should be done in about a year.
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overthinking the bit
@pisscotheque thinking about an anti-lamprey to overdose on
rows and rows of teeth on inside -> columns of tongues on the outside
is fishy -> is birdy, no that's still moving through fluid, should be horsey
bites chunks of flesh out of prey -> licks smears of flesh onto symbiotes
no one remembers where its eyes are -> it will always have at least one of its many eyes on you
uspol
america
High Court to decide if police can enter your home and steal from you
https://www.ocregister.com/2020/05/14/high-court-to-decide-if-police-can-enter-your-home-and-steal-from-you/
beans!
powered by worrying
violence, jk
when i discover who invented homeplug i'm going to burn their house down
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@bryn a house near me has a union jack flag, ireland flag, american flag and NHS flag up. I'm confused
twink goals
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