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gonna look up jar jar binks on e621

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SAMANTHA BEE: so I’ve heard you’re a woke male feminist. Care to tell the audience what that means?
HERMAN, WITH A MONOCOLE ON: Certainly! Maybe I’ll tell you over a drink, later...

guess who went to vote in their minion pyjamas like an adult >:)

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if I can't have a 150:9 phone display then what's the point

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There are approximately 16 billion wolves living inside humanity's collective soul.

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*walks by carrying a crate full of empty silly string canisters* gotta milk the clowns.

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somehow these people are convinced that asking university leadership nicely for what they want for the 12th time will somehow magically give them the equitable pay and benefits they deserve

they're so opposed, so fundamentally afraid or deluded, about the idea of a strike that they literally cannot physically remain near someone using those words

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when some skincare product says "seals in moisture" im like well duh thats their natural habitat

that’s my secret, cap, i always wear hot purple underpants

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