alien with normal bones @007@mastodon.xyz

pulling myself up by my boob straps

I managed to get invited into a real Men Going Their Own Way server, wrote "damn I'm such a Chad" and they banned me

@007 friendship ended with [Doom door sound effect]
Now [Serious Sam Kamikaze scream] is my best friend

inadequately bungled chungus

Rather Sizeable Chungus

hamberders and frendsfrieb

[realtor voice] there's, uh, one problem with this house... you see, pee is stored in the walls,

having someone suck ur dick with a loofah in their mouth is called exfollatio

Hello, My Name Is Java Sunmicrosystems, And You Might Remember Me From Such Films As "3 Billion Devices Can't Be Wrong" and "Researchers Find Critical Vulnerability in Java 7 Patch Hours After Release"

how many levels of irony are we, collectively, as a social network, on

artist: here's a widdle doodle i did in like ten minutes or so uwu

@007
For some reason I’m imagining this like a disembodied dick

I mean, I can’t believe I didn’t make this five years ago lol

Pacific Rim 3: The Robots Fuck In This One

moonbase alpha is my favourite vocaloid

@vroom @007 isnt a car just two motorcycles