surfin dog @007@mastodon.xyz

and when we did manage to rebel, it was seen as the usual childish rebellion against our parents. kids these days! it's a phase, we'll grow out of it and grow up to be just like the people who raised us.

but the kids these days... they have something magical: they have a voice, and the voice gives them power, and *they know it*.

their voices let them speak to each other about their world and the problems they see. it lets them look for solutions that aren't reliant on their parents or grandparents, not even for advice, not even for opinions. and make no mistake, they've noticed the *decade* of fucking "Millennials Ruined [X]" thinkpieces written by annoyed Boomers, the endless, relentless victim-blaming of slapping down the Kids These Days for the crappy situations they have to deal with and that they had nothing to do with creating.

this is Boomers reaping what they've sown. because this is Millenials saying "OK, Boomer... you've said your piece. we're aware of your opinion, we've heard your advice. now we're going to do *our own thing*. and you can keep talking all you want, but we're *doing* something. so why don't you have a nice big cup of sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up for a god damn change."

#StarWarsFedi Tomorrow!!!! Ep III!!! I know some of us are trudging through it but we soon get to Rogue One and then to the classic!

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"No Nut November" bitch step the fuck up I've been running No Spoons November for 18 years now

Take solace, I've now worked for some of the largest fortune 10 companies, subbed for some of the biggest/coolest contracting firms, worked for hot VC funded startups, worked for mid-term enterprises and started my own contracting firm.

Everyone is running by the seat of their pants and totally faking it. Everyone has weird jank they can't fix. Everyone has inertia they can't change course on.

Stop caring what others think. Care what you think. And work on thinking about the right things.

resting my weary tits

40 trillion dollars to send a probe to jupiter to scoop up a bunch of atmosphere in a big balloon and then return to earth with it and then let it out of a really tiny hole so it makes a fart noise

pret is just greggs for people who earn £80k a year

I'm sapiophobic. if you're smart, fukc offe.

@swampwitch69 taking my son jordonk out of my will after he declares himself to be a tit man despite our families long tradition of raising proud leg men

i think its cruel that they make young boys decide if they are going to be ass men, tit men or leg men before they can even vote. we are failing our sons. 😔