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"get some perspective!" i yell, tiny, or very far away

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wearing a shock collar that zaps me whenever i think of a good post

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Based on media I consumed in the 90s, I really thought quicksand would be a more frequent problem in my life

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Who called them "Log-Cabin-type respectability-politics gays with money who are really into punching down and who naively think that the straights won't eventually turn on them, too"

And not


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@Dee Option<_> and Result<_> ...
... the Two Genders™

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"Does agender mean your gender is `null`, or is it `undefined`", the greatest thread in the history of masto, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

walking into every room preceded by huge bazongas, i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! i walk into another room preceded by even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

can you get, like, rock smashers?? he could even buy gravel, i guess.

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my neighbour is laying the foundations for a patio by smashing up thousands of rocks with a rather small hammer. he should be done in about a year.

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overthinking the bit 

@pisscotheque thinking about an anti-lamprey to overdose on

rows and rows of teeth on inside -> columns of tongues on the outside

is fishy -> is birdy, no that's still moving through fluid, should be horsey

bites chunks of flesh out of prey -> licks smears of flesh onto symbiotes

no one remembers where its eyes are -> it will always have at least one of its many eyes on you

violence, jk 

when i discover who invented homeplug i'm going to burn their house down

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@bryn a house near me has a union jack flag, ireland flag, american flag and NHS flag up. I'm confused

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